The Twelve Days Of Chris Carter (Parody)
An XF Christmas Carol
by Deslea R. Judd
deslea@deslea.com
Copyright 1996

	Archive: No, thanks.  This is old and silly.

	This little ditty started life when someone on the 
Gillian Anderson Estrogen Brigade said that she hated 
people pronouncing Gillian with a hard "G".  The idea of 
"Gillian with a hard G" kept running through my mind to 
the tune of "A partridge in a pear tree"...yeah, well, I 
guess ya had to be there.

	OK, the disclaimer.  The X Files, Scully, 
Mulder, Skinner, Margaret, Cigarette Smoking Man, X, and 
Deep Throat are the property of Chris Carter and Ten 
Thirteen Productions.  For what it's worth, no copyright 
infringement is intended.  Gillian Anderson and baby 
Piper belong to themselves.  The Twelve Days Of 
Christmas is public domain.

	No spoilers, no language, no adult situations, 
no MSR.  Nice clean fun.  No, no, don't leave!!


On the first day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me
A Gillian with a hard G

On the second day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the third day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the fourth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me
Four porno mags
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the fifth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me
Five sunflow'r seeds
Four porno mags
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the sixth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me
Six Mulders angsting
Five sunflow'r seeds
Four porno mags
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the seventh day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me
Seven Skinners scolding
Six Mulders angsting
Five sunflow'r seeds
Four porno mags
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the eighth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me
Eight Margarets soothing
Seven Skinners scolding
Six Mulders angsting
Five sunflow'r seeds
Four porno mags
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the ninth day of Christmas Chris Carter gave to me
Nine smokers smoking
Eight Margarets soothing
Seven Skinners scolding
Six Mulders angsting
Five sunflow'r seeds
Four porno mags
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the tenth day of Christmas Chris Carter gave to me
Ten informants talking
Nine smokers smoking
Eight Margarets soothing
Seven Skinners scolding
Six Mulders angsting
Five sunflow'r seeds
Four porno mags
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the eleventh day of Christmas Chris Carter gave to me
Eleven Pipers playing
Ten informants talking
Nine smokers smoking
Eight Margarets soothing
Seven Skinners scolding
Six Mulders angsting
Five sunflow'r seeds
Four porno mags
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

On the twelfth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me
Twelve Scullys sculling
Eleven Pipers playing
Ten informants talking
Nine smokers smoking
Eight Margarets soothing
Seven Skinners scolding
Six Mulders angsting
Five sunflow'r seeds
Four porno mags
Three closed websites
Two fanfics full of love
And a Gillian with a hard G

Have a happy and holy Christmas, all!