The Twelve Days Of Chris Carter (Parody) An XF Christmas Carol by Deslea R. Judd deslea@deslea.com Copyright 1996 Archive: No, thanks. This is old and silly. This little ditty started life when someone on the Gillian Anderson Estrogen Brigade said that she hated people pronouncing Gillian with a hard "G". The idea of "Gillian with a hard G" kept running through my mind to the tune of "A partridge in a pear tree"...yeah, well, I guess ya had to be there. OK, the disclaimer. The X Files, Scully, Mulder, Skinner, Margaret, Cigarette Smoking Man, X, and Deep Throat are the property of Chris Carter and Ten Thirteen Productions. For what it's worth, no copyright infringement is intended. Gillian Anderson and baby Piper belong to themselves. The Twelve Days Of Christmas is public domain. No spoilers, no language, no adult situations, no MSR. Nice clean fun. No, no, don't leave!! On the first day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me A Gillian with a hard G On the second day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the third day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the fourth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me Four porno mags Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the fifth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me Five sunflow'r seeds Four porno mags Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the sixth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me Six Mulders angsting Five sunflow'r seeds Four porno mags Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the seventh day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me Seven Skinners scolding Six Mulders angsting Five sunflow'r seeds Four porno mags Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the eighth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me Eight Margarets soothing Seven Skinners scolding Six Mulders angsting Five sunflow'r seeds Four porno mags Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the ninth day of Christmas Chris Carter gave to me Nine smokers smoking Eight Margarets soothing Seven Skinners scolding Six Mulders angsting Five sunflow'r seeds Four porno mags Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the tenth day of Christmas Chris Carter gave to me Ten informants talking Nine smokers smoking Eight Margarets soothing Seven Skinners scolding Six Mulders angsting Five sunflow'r seeds Four porno mags Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the eleventh day of Christmas Chris Carter gave to me Eleven Pipers playing Ten informants talking Nine smokers smoking Eight Margarets soothing Seven Skinners scolding Six Mulders angsting Five sunflow'r seeds Four porno mags Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G On the twelfth day of Christmas Chris Carter sent to me Twelve Scullys sculling Eleven Pipers playing Ten informants talking Nine smokers smoking Eight Margarets soothing Seven Skinners scolding Six Mulders angsting Five sunflow'r seeds Four porno mags Three closed websites Two fanfics full of love And a Gillian with a hard G Have a happy and holy Christmas, all!