NEW Walt In White Undies (Or: Ode To Zero Sum)
Deslea R. Judd
deslea@deslea.com
Copyright 2000 (like anyone else'd want to claim it)

Disclaimer: Situations not mine. Interpretation mine. Dig?
Rating: G for generally silly
Archive: Filk and Skinner archives only.
Spoilers: Can you say Zero Sum?
Category: Humour, Filk
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Walt In White Undies (to tune of Nights In White
Satin)

Walt in white undies
Coming down the stairs
Despairing for Scully
But no-one really cares

Smoker on the telephone
Mulder at the door
Bees in the honeycomb
But we don't care anymore

But those undies
Yeah those undies
Oh, those undies!

Gazing in the mirror
Wiping up the floor
Dumping the body
It was all such a bore

Meeting Marita
In Payson, S.C.
I'll grant was a highlight
But it just can't compete

With those undies
Yeah those undies
Oh, those undies
Oh those undies

Walt in white undies
Coming down the stairs
No sign of the wirerims
Or those patented glares

Just those undies
Yeah those undies
Oh, those undies!
Yeah those undies!!!!

REPEAT TO FADE