I'm not known for my humour stories, and there's a reason for that. But they amused me to write, and it's possible that some poor soul out there is every bit as twisted as I am. So, here they are - for better or worse.


A Family Affair
"Do come in," Morticia said. "Mind the booby-traps." Alex and Marita looked at one another and shared a moment of understanding. Clearly, their neighbours were their kind of people. Addams Family crossover.

Something About The Way You Look Tonight
Marita comes home. Alex and his alien buddies have been drinking. Why is the Bounty Hunter worried about cooties? Why is he searching for an Elton John MP3? And what is the stiletto doing in the sponge cake?

At Least The Brunette Is Smiling
This William POV on Existence is bad, bad, bad. And I bet you think I'm kidding.

Karmic Ways
Krycek, Marita, Mulder and Diana decide to reward the writer who gave them so much nookie. Chaos ensues. Several characters were assassinated to bring you this parody, along with a good dose of my artistic ::cough:: integrity.

A Teletubby X File
"You know, Scully, maybe there is benevolent life on other planets." Teletubbies crossover, sheer silliness.